—n. 1. a dab, as of cream cheese, spread on a roll, bagel, or the like.
2. a number of related things, ideas, etc., resulting in a unified appearance, attitude, plan, or the like (usually used in the phrase the whole schmear).
3. a bribe.
—v.t. 1. to spread; smear: Schmear it on the bread. 2. to bribe.